| conform to boobies |
[Dec. 30th, 2005|02:09 pm] |
Something that has been bothering me lately:
The word 'conform.'
This poor word is now being whored around by idiots trying to sound smart. I like to associate these idiots with using iPods, just because I hate iPods and everyone who loves them.
Here is a typical whoring of this lovely word, in conversation form:
Man1: "I like to eat pizza."
Man2: "So you're conforming to the liking of italian discular foods?"
Man1: "Ummmm.....ok? Iguess so."
Man2: "So you are a conformist?"
Man1: "If you say so."
Man2: *turns on iPod* "Well listen here mister! I have Fallout Boy on right now, which means I am a nonconformist! I will not give in to conforming to the standards given by the Bush administration because blah blah blah nine eleven blah blah blah keep alito out of the supreme court blah blah blah kill babies not animals blah blah blah do my butt!"
Man1: "So you are then conforming to nonconformity."
Man2: "I could not have forseen this!!! circuits.........*kchchchcht*....malfunctioning!......*zzzzt*.......conformity! *kckckckckckckt*.......abortion!!!!!" *dies*
I hate the usage of this word and peoples responses to this word. Use this word properly, such as;
"I can form a penis with playdough!"
Don't be a drone controlled by media or Hollywood. Think for yourself and give in to believing (conforming to the belief) that Fallout Boy is such a horrible band that I shall swear: Michael Moore. There! I said it!
Adios |
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| faggot |
[Dec. 20th, 2005|08:40 am] |
Man in shirt: "Please hippie mom don't make me go out in public in this thing!"
Mom: "Shut up faggot! I'm making sure only gay stoners like you from now on!"
Man in shirt: "But mooooooom! War is actually necessary!"
Mom: "SILENCE!" *heils hitler*
THE END.
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| funfun |
[Dec. 3rd, 2005|01:12 am] |
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KILL TOOKIE!! >:o) |
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| Funye Chest |
[Sep. 28th, 2005|04:09 pm] |
I DON'T HATE BLACK PEOPLE, BUT I SURE AM HATIN' KANYE WEST. PLEASE SPARK UP POLITICAL DEBATE........NOW!
If a single person can give me one well backed reason why our President hates black people then I will give you........two cookies...... |
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| Why women are lazier |
[Jul. 10th, 2005|09:43 am] |
I have recently been conducting my own study as to why I think women can be far lazier than any man.
Since now being employed with Target I have the wonderful opportunity to enjoy the scrutiny of many people of the moronic persuasion. My job is to collect stray items tossed around my section *toys* and straighten my aisles. Having done this daily I started to notice a pattern......approx. 80% of all stray items I collect happen to be feminine products....ie makeup, tampons, women's clothing, plants (guys dont buy plants unless they be queer).
One might ask, "Well what if the man was buying his wife some of these items?" and to this I say, "what if you dont know what you're talking about?" I have seen a few instances where women have done this......one of them tried to actually do it while I was walking behind her, then she looked back, saw me and went "oh!" and kept walking as her item fell to the floor behind her and she looked back again, but kept walking. Moron.
Well what if it is a pure volume factor? Such as, the women buy so much crap that the chances of them wanting to toss an item are greater? Or maybe women are so much more easily persuaded to want an item at first sight, and then realize how stupid they are for wanting it later? Men already know they're stupid before they even wake up everyday.
Just one of the many reasons I think women can be defective. ;o) |
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| fun |
[Jun. 25th, 2005|01:58 pm] |
I just read some online moron forum and people are so rediculously retarded sometimes. It was a students against jerry falwell board. Now I dont agree with the guy all that much, but I mean come on....the guys got balls the size of melons to be standing up against the swarm of morons in politics. The forum had a post saying they couldnt wait for him to die and they were so happy he'd be in Hell soon and what not. Whatever. I guess thats what is to be expected of anti war morons. Anyways, this brings me to my next point........abortion.
Yeah, a common debatable subject. I can honestly say I never really knew what partial birth abortion was until recently........and to think that people actually support this practice!?!? It makes me sick. It seriously makes me feel awful to think that people really believe its our human right to be able to do this. You can kiss my ass for all I care. These same people that are against falwell are so angry that he's anti-abortion.........how on earth did the world come to where a man trying to keep us from inhuman acts is ostricized and ridiculed?? This has nothing to do with religion.....I dont care what religious leaders or church could possibly say against abortion.....to me, its so clearly common sense. I understand certain instances where abortion is the only option to save the mother and whatnot, or to rid yourself of a rapists baby, those circumstances are awful and no one should ever have to have that put before them.....but for the rest of the cases......the teens, poor women and whoever else.....quit opening your stupid legs without knowing that there is a possibility you might have the man's child. THINK. They should institute a new law to where anyone wanting an abortion gets killed whereas they save the child and raise it properly.
Anyways, this is a touchy subject with me, so I will stop.....if any girls actually ever read this, please....never have this done. Just raise the baby well enough so that it never even has to think of making such a decision......please. |
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| Shite |
[Jun. 7th, 2005|07:59 am] |
Well a number of retardedly bad things have been happening lately. It's not really that much fun, let me list some:
1. My computer's hard drive is completely shot, so I have lost a years worth of photographs and important junk
2. My school sent me a letter that I didnt make the GPA requirements and I am being kicked out
3. I have been waiting for Target to call me about my drug and background check for over a week....it doesnt take THAT long
4. I got yet another overdrawn fee on my account
5. Deborah hasnt gotten a job yet either
On a positive note:
1. The new Grand Theft Auto is being shipped to my house
2. Deborah is great
3. God is awesome and I've been learning a lot lately from Him
The good outweighs the bad, I can fix the bad, it will just take some time.....no biggie. I just need strength right now. Im a veekling.
I miss my friends. I want to make a movie with all of my friends in town. I hope everyone's up to it, 'cause I would like that. Adios |
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| Me as of late |
[May. 10th, 2005|12:26 am] |
DONT READ THIS IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF SAPPY PERSONAL INFO
ok as of lately Ive been thinking a lot about my own personal happiness......I feel like I have progressed so incredibly much in the food chain. The more I learn and understand more and more about God and His love the more my life seems to come together and the happiness is heightened by a TON. Personally Im a grumpy moron that loves to find things to hate and hate it well.....but lately it seems a lot easier to just drop it and be happy at the state of things.
I was never a happy person when I felt lost. It downright sucked balls. Even the physical aspects of a relationship made me upset. I find it so outstandingly important that we humans find ourselves and our purpose and HOPEFULLY God before we dive right into any form of sexual relationship with another.......yeah it feels good, yeah everyone is doing it......but look at how stupid the average human is.
Dont give in to worldly temptations because they are never lasting.
I know why its a stereotype for Christians to be incredibly nerdy, passive morons....because they know why they're living and some idiot mocking them wont hinder the fact that they know Gods love. Its a really good feeling.
So yes, lately I've been incredibly happy. I wish I could help out anyone I care for that isnt happy, but people arent usually open to some idiot wanting to bring happiness :o) I just hope people can be encouraged that even someone like me kind find happiness. Ill just pray they can find it too....
take care all of the ONE person that will read this :o)
I love Deb |
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| Funfun |
[May. 3rd, 2005|09:25 am] |
Quite possibly the new XBox 360.....or'Xenon'....whatever they're gonna call it.
very weird looking......at least its smaller!
Deb is hot. |
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| SARAH VOWELL NEEDS TO KILL HERSELF......after she gives me a trillion dollars...... |
[Apr. 12th, 2005|10:55 pm] |
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no......actually I would much rather sacrifice all the money to see her die faster.
Sarah Vowell:
probably one of the single most disgusting females on the planet earth. At least she's good at something......making me want to poop all over her really well.
Who is Sarah Vowell? Well I am too disgusted to do my research, but she has crossed my path enough times to make me want to absolutely kill her.
First off.......
she COMPLETELY ruined my They Might Be Giants documentary by being an overly obsessed fan that gave no insight on TMBG's background, but rather a retarded "holy crap I go to every show" *most irritating voice on earth sound effect*.....this leads me to Mr. Second.
Mr. Second......
After hearing her incredibly (begin irony) annoying voice some jerkoff thought it necessary to cast her as Violet in the Incredibles film (end irony). I was completely disturbed when I heard Violet speak on the film.....why? because SHE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING!!! THEN I just so happen to find out that Ms. (yes no one will ever touch that beasts vagina) Vowlett provided the irritation.
Im convinced she cannot do anything right and needs to do the dirty work of removing her neck-innards.
Deborah Jones is hot as CRAP! Turn my hate for Sarah into love for Deb and multiply it by a billion and you'll get my feelings :o)
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